Day 3 : Tree Update...
(Simon and Garfunkle - The Only Boy Living in NY)

The tree is still alive but it’s starting to sag to the left a little. I finally have a picture and I’ll post it when I get home tonight.
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When trying to solve the problem of women, there are always too many variables to figure out. When trying to solve the problem of men, there are only a few variables and sex is usually one of them. Food might be the other one.
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You know what’s sucks? – the World Poker Tour (WPT). I hate the fact that they’ve made poker into pop culture on tv and they’ve basically got everyone and their moms thinking that they’re poker pros.

I hate sitting down at a table with some moron sitting next to me preflop raising his J9 offsuit in early position and being smug about it. The upside is that there's more satisfaction taking money from smug people.

I also hate playing with those people who obviously think that it’s a game of complete luck and that if they keep putting in more money that eventually their luck will turn around. These people are usually also the same people who can't afford to sit at a poker table and lose large sums of money. Last weekend I saw a guy put in at least $600. $200 of which went to me. Thanks but no thanks buddy, you should be worrying about your mortgage and your family. There’s no satisfaction taking money from these types of people.